阿(a)濤送小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)回家(jia)卻(que)(que)發(fa)現了(le)(le)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪兩人造(zao)成(cheng)不(bu)(bu)(bu)少誤會(hui)(hui)； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)為了(le)(le)逃避表白的(de)人和(he)(he)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪發(fa)朋(peng)友(you)圈(quan)假扮(ban)情侶卻(que)(que)被(bei)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)媽媽叫(jiao)回家(jia)吃飯； 一(yi)天(tian)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪、阿(a)四絞盡腦汁開瓶蓋卻(que)(que)被(bei)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)輕而易舉的(de)打(da)(da)開； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪在(zai)黑龍江出差為了(le)(le)掩蓋他不(bu)(bu)(bu)知道(dao)“果子”為何物的(de)無知重(zhong)新(xin)點了(le)(le)一(yi)份“果子”早餐結果里面裹著的(de)這就(jiu)是他點第(di)一(yi)份早餐的(de)油條； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪升(sheng)職(zhi)回到家(jia)想(xiang)(xiang)差使(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)殺氣騰騰的(de)看著小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪卻(que)(que)被(bei)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪告知他升(sheng)職(zhi)為出差部總監很被(bei)老板看中(zhong)沒(mei)想(xiang)(xiang)到卻(que)(que)是長(chang)期(qi)“出差”失(shi)業(ye)了(le)(le)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪向小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)借零錢(qian)包(bao)養自己小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)表示沒(mei)有打(da)(da)開錢(qian)包(bao)后小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪發(fa)現全是100整錢(qian)大(da)鈔確實沒(mei)有零錢(qian)； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)開紅酒為小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪慶(qing)祝成(cheng)為“室奴”在(zai)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪感慨上(shang)流社會(hui)(hui)配紅酒時小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)竟然在(zai)啃鴨脖(bo)； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪玩猜拳打(da)(da)臉游(you)戲小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪連贏不(bu)(bu)(bu)忍下重(zhong)手只輸一(yi)局(ju)被(bei)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)暴打(da)(da)； 阿(a)四來(lai)找(zhao)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪慶(qing)祝失(shi)業(ye)然后兩人都不(bu)(bu)(bu)會(hui)(hui)做(zuo)飯頻頻打(da)(da)電話(hua)給在(zai)外(wai)和(he)(he)白毛約會(hui)(hui)的(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)惹得小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)大(da)怒小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)回家(jia)后發(fa)現阿(a)四和(he)(he)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪態度端正正想(xiang)(xiang)原諒他們發(fa)現家(jia)里廚房已經被(bei)毀于一(yi)旦； 小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)仙(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)(xian)吐(tu)槽阿(a)四一(yi)失(shi)戀(lian)就(jiu)來(lai)找(zhao)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)邪并且(qie)回憶(yi)起來(lai)大(da)學(xue)時候的(de)往事……